We have a few options that are growing and evolving:
farm-stand
Browse all our farm-crafted, specially selected and curated items to inspire and enhance your commitment to simple living, sovereignty and beauty.
Schoolhouse Café / Gallery / Gift-Shop
Ready for pick-up orders now!!!
Anything available in the ONLINE shop can be ordered for pick-up at the Schoolhouse.
The Schoolhouse itself is under renovation and we hope it will be open Spring 2021. Curious about what's going on?
tierra soul online farm-stand
clemens ranch farm-stand
Our Ranch Farm-Stand is being created especially to serve locals and visitors. This is where you will be able to swing by for fresh herbs and greens, pastured meats, raw milk products and other farm-crafted items not suitable for retail sale.
TAKE ME TO THE ONLINE FARM-STAND
VISIT THE SCHOOLHOUSE
kraut Club Kitchen Collective
We will also be hosting the Kraut Club Kitchen Collective where we gather seasonally to exchange community kitchen-crafted YUM-YUMS and household useful-things among neighbors.
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artisan farm products for a sovereign new world
Suspension of submicroscopic particles in liquid form used to fight infection topically and orally.
Colloidal Silver
Medicinal lard infused with garden herbs & parking strip plantain finished with local beeswax & heart.
Lazy-Lady lard Salve
Medicinal Lard and Lye and that's it. Good for body, dishes, laundry and even scrubbing the goat!
Lazy-Lady Lard Soap
online FARM-STAND
artisan farm products for a sovereign new world
Traditional long fermented sourdough bread made fresh to order :: pick-up only
Sourdough Bread
Small batch hand roasted organic coffee beans from Chiapas.
Dark Roast
coffee beans
For healing grief, bringing it on gently but fully, swelling, releasing and holding it with flower medicine
melancholia essence
Good to use toward a Farm-Stay, a course in the Farm-School, or purchase in the Farm-Stand!
Good to use toward a Farm-Stay, a course in the Farm-School, or purchase in the Farm-Stand!
$50 GIFT CERTIFICATE
Good to use toward a Farm-Stay, a course in the Farm-School, or purchase in the Farm-Stand!
$25 Gift certificate
$100 GIFT CERTIFICATE
*Refund policy: We cannot provide refunds on products under $20
Medicinal lard and lye and that's it. We make Lazy-Lady Lard Soap in small batches with local pastured leaf lard. It is an all purpose cleansing bar that is not too strong nor weak. It will clean without drying your skin but is not oily like a moisturizing bar. Good for face, body, dishes, laundry and even scrubbing the goat!
details
$7
lazy-lady lard soap
*Refund policy: We cannot offer a refund for items under $20
Medicinal lard infused by hand with backyard calendula and parking strip plantain finished with local beeswax and heart. Particular medicinal herbal blends may vary seasonally and annually.
details
$12
LAZY-LADY LARD SALVE
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*Refund policy: Satisfaction guaranteed on items $20 and over. return within 30 days for complete refund (not including shipping)
Suspension of submicroscopic particles in liquid form used to fight infection topically and orally.
details
$20
colloidal silver
*Refund policy - satisfaction guaranteed!
For healing grief, bringing it on gently but fully, swelling, releasing and holding it with flower medicine
details
$20
Melancholia Flower essence
*Refund policy: We offer refunds on products $20 or over if you are not completely satisfied.
Dark roasted, small-batch, organic coffee beans from Chiapas. We hand roast every pound to create a subtle, nuanced blend that is one-of-a-kind, smooth, and delicious.
details
$10
Dark Roast Coffee Beans
*Refund policy: Pick-up only - satisfaction guaranteed!
Traditional long fermented sourdough bread. We use 90% whole wheat flour ground using a special process that doesn't heat up the wheat. 10% of the bran is then sifted out to make a more digestible whole wheat flour. Our sourdough technique further increases digestibility of the final loaf. Made fresh to order most Wednesdays.
PICK-UP ONLY
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$8
WW Sourdough Bread
*Refund policy - no refunds on gift certificates. valid for one year.
Good to use toward a Farm-Stay, a course in the Farm-School, or purchase in the Farm-Stand!
details
$25
tierra Soul gift certificate
*Refund policy - No Refunds On Gift Certificates. Valid For One Year
Good to use toward a Farm-Stay, a course in the Farm-School, or purchase in the Farm-Stand!
details
$50
Tierra soul gift certificate
*Refund policy - No Refunds On Gift Certificates. Valid For One Year
Good to use toward a Farm-Stay, a course in the Farm-School, or purchase in the Farm-Stand!
details
$100
tierra soul gift certificate
